Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Putting Handjobs Back on the Table

One of the most accepted forms of relaxation in our society is the massage. Millions of well to do woman or even women of moderate means turn to the spa and the masseuse as an island oasis from stress.

Disrobing in front of a stranger to have massage oils poured over their bodies as an attractive person who is not their love interest rubs the naked flesh of their bodies until the worries of the day have dissappeared.

So why does the hand job get such a bad rap?

It is the same thing, a stranger massaging you to relieve stress.

10 comments:

Muffy Willowbrook said...

because hand jobs are sexual, and massages are not.

They don't get to see any of the dirty bits and pieces, just an arm and leg type stuff.

But, nice try.

Rocketstar said...

Because that milky liquid gets everywhere.

I think happy endings should be mandatory, for both sexes.

oestrebunny said...

I actually think there is something a little bit disturbing and wrong about massages in general. Happy endings or not.

Robin said...

LOL. You have a point. They're in the 'neighborhood' anyway so why not?

Reggie said...

Wait...when did handjobs ever leave the table?! I must have missed the memo.

JP said...

I think it is a great idea!

Michelle's Spell said...

Hey Brian,

Well, it's an interesting way of looking at things. I'm all for legal prostitution so why not?

Sarah said...

i have never received a [professional] massage from anyone who i would deem to be attractive. it's just not about that.

h*dizzle said...

wow! hehehe

my name is Amanda said...

You are writing from the male perspective, where all that's required of a massseuse is to grab and move back and forth. Consider the FEMALE happy ending, which requires much more *artistry.* It would DOUBLE the amount of time and money sent learning the "massage craft."

Also interested, with all things being equal, as per your arguement, is there a typical mandate is *who* performs such an all-encompassing massage? Do ya get a man or a lady, if you're a man or a lady? What if you're a lesbian? These are important questions, Brian in Mpls!!!