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Monday, April 03, 2006
Warning Label
Smoking decreases gas mileage by adding addtional drag on your car as you drive with the windows down.
You better stop smoking now. I don't mind that it will kill you sooner so you recieve less Social Security, but the environemnt, I have to draw the line.
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You environmentally insensitive bastard.
You better stop smoking now. I don't mind that it will kill you sooner so you recieve less Social Security, but the environemnt, I have to draw the line.
Yes, Brian has the right to smoke all he wants.
As his friend, I have to right to care about him and care that the toxins he puts in his body are harming him and shortening his life by the minute.
And, I'm never going to the muddy pig with you and two smokers again, Bri. If we go out, it's to a non-smoking bar.
Um, isn't the Muddy Pig smoke free like every other bar in St. Paul now?
I forget about that new rule.
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