A shot = 2 oz, 16oz = 1 pound or 8 shots per pound, now if I am 210lbs to drink my weight in booze I would need to consume 1,680 shots. Average night out between 4-6 shots so you would think that it would take be 420 days to consume my weight in alcohol, but I don't do just shots when I am out I also do vodka tonics which is a 3 oz pour of vodka and I average 6 for 18 oz or a little over a pound since this is what I consume when I am with Lynn, Pat, Chad or Anna and we do it every Friday night during the summer and I do it when I am out with Anna to we will assume that it has been done 22 times this summer so at this rate it would take me 52 nights out to drink my weight in alcohol. Now I just took my recycling out for the 1st time since May and its contents contained 32 bottles of wine, 6 bottles of vodka and two bottles of tequila if we assume all bottles are 750ml and that translates to about 25oz per bottle for a total of rough total of 62lbs so if I factor in what I drink at home and spread it out it takes me 31 days to drink my weight in booze.....this does not include the martinis, bloody's, glasses of wine or beers that are added into this mix but I will let them slide and chalk them up to rounding.....
Now the flip side of this equation is what this binge cost but I will keep that to myself.....lol
4 comments:
Moderation, dude! Moderation.
Mmmm, vodka tonics. Screw moderation!
Alcohol, such a sub par drug.
Please don't screw moderation because it is key!! It's not good for you to do that to your body ALL the time and well you know my theory on the cost factor:)
I want you to stick around for a long long time. Besides I hate tonic water so make sure my drinks are always with soda, hahaha
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