Telepost

I had to look up the word tele this weekend. The pre-fix is used for a wide variety of products such as Telephones, Televisions, Telepathic, Telecommunications. For those of you who were in the dark like me on this one "tele" is Greek for "distant"

So with this new found knowledge I set out to the bar and proceeded to bug the shit out of people. I walked up to everybody I could find and said with the most concerned face I could muster, "You seem tele tonight is everything ok?" This was especially funny to do to people I did not know especially if they looked like they were having fun.