Some quotes I have heard lately that I really liked.
"They say it is hard at the top but believe me it is even harder at the bottom" - Ozzy Osbourne
"History is written by the victors and music is written by those they oppress"
-AA
"If the clock appears to move faster then it did in sixth grade it is only because we haven't actualized our power as adults to set our own recess schedule"
Rolf Potts
I really am an asshole...lol
Girl - "Hi you remember me?"
Brian in Minneapolis, (Smiles fakely)
Girl - "You said I looked like LC from the hills last night"
Brian In Minneapolis (Leans into the bar tender who is listening) "When you hear me start to say shit like that please take my keys"
Girl - "Oh my god you are such an asshole"
Brian in Minneapolis, (Smiles fakely)"ok I am sorry. How about you buy me 10 shots and we start over?"
Girl (Leaves making a rude finger gesture)
17 comments:
were you at tailgate?
Did you really say that? LMAO
lol..Yes:)
Tuesday after softball for a group sing-a-long no where else I would rather be. Don't ask me why I was there on Monday
This, my friend, is why I like you!
Dude, you are going to hell.
You're gonna have some kick-ass stories to tell your kids, no doubt.
I'll save you a spot:)
Hahaha that's hilarious :O)
That is classic.
Yeah...I think I might have given you the finger for that comment...or had a shirly Temple sent to you later.
That was me you asshole!!
kidding
New to your blog..Hilarious..
Have you read I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max? If not, you should.
You REALLY said that?!? Poor girl.
you crack me up. we need to drink together a lot more often than we currently do...
Wow. You watch the Hills?
thank you spirophita for asking the important question.
brian - what in the hell are you doing watching the hills?
p.s. i want to drink with you and theresa too.
Sign me up for the drinking part...
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