I was sitting in a meeting listening to some jackass run off at the mouth for close to sixty minutes.
After I finished fantasizing about what it would be like to have sex with every woman in the room I began to fantasize that I would walk up behind him with a rag soaked in chloroform and make him pass out like in the movies.
Not wanting to hurt him mind you. Just let him take a nap while the rest of us escaped into the light.
This thought in my head lead to me breaking out in hysterical laughter that I could not control. I had tears running down my face and had to excuse myself.
I don't know why but I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
I would like to thank you for that Mr. I don't know when to shut the fuck up.
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Priceless.
LOL...you crack me up Brian!
That would have been wierd, lol
Hahahaha, that's hilarious. You're violent!
psycho lol .. you're one of THOSE ppl haha jk
All of the women? Wow, some of those fantasies were probably not very good.
You've just learned a great spiritual truth, Brian: You can make yourself ecstatic in the midst of your greatest boredom.
I call those Ally McBeal moments. I have them all the time, they are great, and the one you had was phenomonal. ;)
That's damn funny. But weren't there ugly women in the room? Questions...
Hysterical..I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when you ran out, LOL
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