I went down to the Corner Bar on Saturday to watch the Gopher\Badger game with a group of friends who were in town. Wanting to be responsible I pulled into the cheap lots and asked the attendant if it was ok to leave my car overnight. He said yes and directed me to a "special" spot where I would not be towed.
I pulled in next two a building and without a further thought abandoned my car and went to meet my friends.
Returning Sunday morning I found my car blocked in on all sides...4 cars surrounding myself....4 cars...the only cars in the whole lot...were circling my car...
fuck...fuck...fuck..
I went into the only building the only building to which the cars could have belonged and it was a mission outreach building and there were a few people getting ready for Sunday service. I inquired if they knew who's cars were in the lot and if I could have one of them move one so I could get out.
It got real quiet...
The director appeared and stated simply, "I wanted to get a look at the son of bitch who thought he could park in my spot."
I would have thought it was a joke if another one of the other missionary's didn't have to step in between us and start telling him to cool down as he launched into a verbal triad of which the likes I have never seen before.
I am glad cooler heads prevailed and some of the men did move their cars and let me out..
As I was pulling out he was banging on a sign that Said Mission Director Parking. It was quite a sight, "I simply rolled down my window and said "Peace Be With You" As I pulled away. I could actually see him jumping up and down in my rear view mirror in anger...
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Shit, if God's on that dude's side, I'd hate to see the guy who's not...
Good for you! Unbelievable...
Excellent retort. Well played!
Hahahahahahha
Ahhahahahahahah
I had to laugh twice.
nice one man.
LMAO - Omg - I would have loved to see that one!!
Take care and have a food filled Thanksgiving :-)
That is the kind of guy that gives God a bad name.
But, it's wicked funny that of all people this could have happened to, it happened to you. I'm just surprised Rocket wasn't in the car with you!!!
I think the attendant was at fault. Too bad the angry guy didn't care about the attendant having directed you there - I think the real issue is the relationship between the parking attendant and the funeral guy.
OMG -- that is hilarious. Well done, friend. There is probably nothing in the world you could have said to piss him off more!!
its crazy to me how some people act sometimes.
that is pretty much the funniest story ever.
i should have called you, i was totally in town... boyfriend and brother were at the game and ever the good girlfriend, i told them to go on alone and have boy-time.
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