Sometimes I wonder if there were drive by spearings in ancient Rome. A local gang pulling up in their chariot at night with the lanterns snuffed out spearing someone on the street corner and then galloping off at a brisk five miles an hour.
I wonder what the police thought when they got on the scene?
"Damn it Jim, its a spear again."
They all had the same spears and since finger printing was centuries off and all the chariot tire tracks were the same I can just picture this cop who was either
A.) Really crazy thinking all of the murders were being committed by this single serial spear killer
or
B.) The luckiest guy ever with the easiest job ever, since you could just lock anybody up since everybody fit the suspect description. (APB on a guy wearing sandals and toga may have a spear)
I wonder if the Vikings had the same problem? Looking for a guy in hat with horns and a bushy beard carrying an Axe. Fuck not again..
and
Don't even get me started on Cavemen and their fucking rocks...
7 comments:
LOL!!! Hahahaha!
It would be a total bitch being the cop trying to identify the weapon. Well, it appears to be a spear, homemade, likely from stone. I'm betting there were a lot of cold cases.
Rocks are lethal! Damn cavemen ;)
Imagine how many innocent people were put to death being accused of those murders.
Hilarious.
He he he. That was funny.
Yes, what do you call Caesar's death? Sounds a lot like a gang jumping to me...
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