Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Vengeance of the Party

8 Simple Ways to Get Vengeance on Frienamies. So you are at a party where you have a strong dislike for the host here are a few inside jobs for you to have some fun with.

1.) Leave the overhead light on or glove box open in their car.

2.) Poor honey all over their car windows and throw dirt or leaves on it. This works best in fall when the honey will freeze over night be sure to steal the honey out of their fridge first since honey is expensive.

3.) Pound a nail in one tire and pull it out a little bit

4.) If you are at their house go in their bed room and set their alarm to go off at 4:15am make sure to turn the volume all the way up.

5.) Loosen a few lids on what ever spices are in front of their rack.

6.) Fill up their laundry detergent bottle with bleach, I always get excited when I see these sitting together in the laundry room.

7.) In the toilet pour a whole bottle of dish soap, along with a fair amount of tp and a whole tampon with the wrapper on, take a wiz...leave it for the next person to flush. The soap really accents the urine and the toilet overflows onto the bathroom floor.

8.) If you are the last person standing and have a fairly steady hand you can also try peeing in the ice cube makers.

6 comments:

Rocketstar said...

You forgot to put a sardine or fish of some sort in the HVAC system, in the air filter compartment.

SS+1 said...

I feel horrible for admitting that I know this trick..but there's also the infamous Upper Deck...where you remove the top lid of the toilet, drop a deuce in, and replace the cover....

...Yeah, I'm certainly going to hell for knowing that (I SWEAR I've never done it!).

Bill From Gainesville said...

Damn, reminder to self, don't piss off Brian and then invite him over to the house for a party...

Ma said...

I'm taking you off my invite list

Mich said...

yikes! good thing ive never pissed you off (right??)

Anonymous said...

What are you, in junior high?