How Would the Tea Party Rewrite Robin hood?

Would they be on the side of the corporate giant hording money from the people? Against the oppressive might? Would Robin hood be an evil person redistributing ill gotten wealth to a bunch of welfare recipients? Or is he a patriot re-appropriating funds from the government? If the credo was take from the rich to give to the poor, how would this story would be re-written from the tea party point of view? If it was redone in their philosophy who would people cheer for and why?