Help Wanted: High Risk - High Reward

Help Wanted: Seeking adventure seekers, risk takers and dare devils for dangerous mission. If you are sick of watching other people win the lottery while your place of employment is laying off, freezing bonuses and raises and you are ready to get more proactive about your financial situation then this might be for you. I do not expect all to survive but those who do will be among the richest in the world. Must be willing to travel. Bottling experience and flexible ethical standards a plus.

The Mission: Hold the world Hostage for $500 Billion Dollars

The Plan: We will create the worlds largest electrical blanket and cover the entire Continent of Antarctica. We will then run an extension cord to the southern tip of Chile and threaten to plug it in unless we receive $500 Billion dollars. If they doubt our resolve we will plug it in and flood the world taking care to bottle 250 Billion litters of our newly freed Glacier water that we will then sell to people displaced by this tragedy for $2.69 a bottle after cost to manufacture this will amount to about $500 Billion....either way we can't lose!

I figure with a white blanket we can avoid detection longer..


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