Some lessons I have been learning from one of the best lately that I thought I would share.
1.)Leave trash on the counter when you are paying for stuff so the cashier has to throw away your stuff.
2.)When go to a party don’t bring anything, if you usually don’t bring anything take something from the party to go.
3.)On your treat day for work bring only enough treats for half the people.
4.)When it is other peoples treat day take two of what they brought and complain about whatever it is.
5.)Take up two parking spots because you’re special.
6.)Don’t stop for pedestrians they are not important, if they were they would be in a car.
7.)Brag about how much money you make and then leave a 5% tip.
1 comment:
Dude, total dick moves.
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