Lighten Up...

Ok I get it. How about a post on how to fuck girls that work at Target. I am talking about the headquarters now not the stores..

This was handed down to me by the only real playboy I know. If there were 10 girls from Minneapolis on here he has slept with at least one of you.

This is of course a stereotype and there are exceptions to the rule but as a general premise Target hires country girls who are\want to be very cosmopolitan. It sounds bad but it is a business model that works. They want to sell the allure of fashion to the masses who have not alot of money. So if it is Target girls you want and why wouldn't you as they are probably some of the hottest in Minneapolis. Here is how to bag some.

1.) Go to the Local or Brits on a Friday. They are from the country and despite their city looks never wander too far from their safety zone.

2.) Wear nice shoes and a nice watch, it doesn't even mater if the watch is fake since women can't tell the difference, but make sure the shoes are legit...for some reason they have radar and can always tell about the shoes.

3.) Go at 7:00 you will get there before the clean-up guys come in and they have been there since 5:00 so they have a little buzz.

4.)Country girls like shots.

5.)They are all looking for a modern man so if you can flatter her with questions while somehow working into it that you built a deck today(something), read a classic, and went shopping at insert some high end store for this shirt...or what ever you have on you are in.

But say you weren't really sure if it looks good and that you are terrible at picking this stuff out...this will help you two ways. 1.) Girls love to fix guys. 2.) It will give her a chance to talk about fashion and her self. When she is done talking about her self say "but it is easy for you because you don't even have to try to be beautiful." After she is done blushing ask her if she would like to go down to Zeno or someplace where it is quieter to talk. (Separate her from the herd)

If she says sure go hit that. If she says she is going to stay give her your number and tell her you are glad to talk to her and that you are going to take off cause this meat market scene is not for you. (Or get her number)

She will think you are a good guy and call.

Move to the bar down the street you are now on clean up hours...

Next Week...

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