Genesis 21
Set the scene: God has just created heaven and earth. The entire universe from scratch with the snap of his finger. Animals, plants, trees the whole nine yards. But to create woman he has to roofie Adam and steal a rib while he is passed out.
I often wonder to myself what Adams first words to God would have been after waking up.
“Whoa…..you did what?” WTF?
What would you say if someone put you to sleep and then performed major surgery you without your consultation?
2 comments:
Ah, the bible, a great book of silly myths and legends.
Was it a fair trade?
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