Modern Man

I wonder who the first person was in the course of human evolution to teach their dog to play dead.

I wonder how the crowd reacted?

Did they applaud?

Spear the guy to death?

I am assuming this cute little move was a sign that we had grown docile as a species.

NIMBY

Racism hidden behind the concept of public saftey.

Maximum Wage

I am glad that there is no maximum wage I am not sure I would want to be part of a society that caps the potential of people to create.

But we put a floor on it and I am not sure that is such a good thing...

Weekend ReCap

Graduated:)

I would like to thank everyone who suppoted me through the last few years with going to school and working to be a better person. I am a lucky man and I love you.

Picked Clean

I wonder if there is a products for humans that acts like front line for humans? Something that keeps the blood sucking parasites off of you. You would think the human version of frontline would be lawyers but if you look closer they are just the vultures that pick over your bones when the bloodsuckers have taken all they wanted.

Reach Your Quota

I happen to believe one of the dumbest things you can do in life is get into a car and not use your seat belt. With that said if you want to be stupid go ahead. We have enacted a new ban to help cops raise revenue for the city and increase the amount of people they can pull over and search. They now have the right just to stop you if you do not have your seat belt on.

But then the armchair expert in me starts working and I think shoot why not just pull over a city bus and give out 50 tickets instead of stopping 50 cars? That school bus looks like a juicy stop...maybe the light rail? Wait none of them has to wear seat belts?

Oh well back to profiling...

Piece of Paper

Some problems with the peddle pub....don't get me wrong wrong I love the peddle pub. The problem I have is that I can get a DUI on my bike. The difference here is there is a sober bike steerer, but I can get an open container and a DUI if people in my car are drinking in the car, even if I am a sober. So really it comes down to the government granting a piece of paper for a chauffeur licence that says you have the right to move at faster then a walk pace if people are drinking with you even if you are not.




Does this chauffeur driving driving school teach people how clean up puke? Wrestle a drunk to the ground? What makes this piece of paper so valuable? How does this certify that your driving around drunk people is better then me doing the same?

Bentley...

You are such a good dog:) Thanks for not eating the kitties and being such a good boy.

Invention #98765 - Disposable Razors for Manual Mowers

The idea was that I would create a disposable blade for mowers like the ones below so you don't have to sharpen the blades you would simply buy a new cartridge and we would recycle the old one.



Was actually laughed out of Toro...as I was pitching this idea. Maybe I will have more luck pitching it to Gillette.

Weekend ReCap

Friday
Pay bills aka swore a lot

Got a hair cut

Waited in line at the post office for an hour to mail my final portfolio in for graduation :) Yeah:) Next weekend I have decided to walk for school:)

Grocery shopping - this has become one of my favorite events, it is a consummate challenge to see how far I can stretch my grocery budget. Go Rainbow 10 for 10

Watched: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - It was just ok I was expecting it to be a lot better. I dug the message but it was just too long in all the wrong parts.. I am going to really miss getting free movies when you quit my brother:)


Saturday

Read the fist half of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Sven Larrson ...so far so good

Washed my car in the drive way. I think that is the official start of summer for me, although as much I as I tried to clean the inside there is still the faint aroma of wet dog...

Replanted some flowers and bushes around the yard.

Went to Harry's, Refuge, Ugly Mug for KW birthday:) Had a blast thanks for taking care of me everybody one day I am going to settle up and repay all of the love and kindness.


Sunday

Champs, Boggies, Grilled some pizza?

Watched the Twins and Rays - in my opinion two of the best teams in baseball. I love fundamental teams that play good small ball and I especially like to watch them play each other. I am not sure if there is a better summer time activity then sitting around watching the Twins.

Felt like I was dying I was so tired but a good kind tired:)