Mafia Wars

Ok while I first thought this was the dumbest thing ever created I am now offically hooked.

The only thing I don't really get is what to do with the loot? what is the purpose?

Anyone want to join my mafia hit me up on facebook you heard me.

Dark Colors Attract Heat

I had a door to door salesman come by yesterday asking if I would like to reduce my heating costs by purchasing darker color shingles, since darker colors attract and retain more heat.

As I slammed my door shut I thought about that for a second....by that logic shouldn't evolution have evolved lighter skinned people around the equator and darker skinned people around the poles?

Weekend ReCap

Friday

Mowed

Watered Plants

Contemplated Life

Did a massive amount of laundry

Watched the Twins Game

Bed

Saturday

Worked for a bit in the morning

Read outside all day :Physics of the Impossible by Michio Kaku I love books like this that just fire my imagination.

Dog Park

Watched the Twins Game

Sunday

Worked for a bit in the morning

Walked around the lake.

Watched the Twins Game

Went to obedience school.

Freedom

They say that with great freedom comes great responsibility well I got a shit ton of responsibility now I am just wondering where the freedom is...

BNN Report

-In a balmy game @ Basset Creek Park the "Red Balls Are Better then Blue Balls" beat the "Just for Kix" 4-2 last night. Bringing our summer season record to 2-0...go team

- I am seriously thinking of turning on the air conditionare tonight.

That is all

All In

I am all in. I don't really have a choice. Wish I was sitting with a better hand then a deuce, eight off suited but I guess that is life. Now I am just waiting for the flop and if you are a player of the odds like I am you know that is going to take a small miracle.

Contest

Become a fan of this site this week or leave a comment and you will be entered into a drawing that will take place this weekend.

The winner will receive a lock of my pubic hair autographed with a certificate of authenticity.

Looking forward to all of your entries.

Animal Instincts

Is it possible other animals have fetishes?

My dog really likes feathers and to lick my butt while I am sitting on the toliet.

I wonder if fetish and exploration is just a part of our DNA and we are somehow taught to look down on it and walk away from it.

Blogger Help

When ever I do pictures on my blog my profile side bar slips all the way down to the bottom. How do I reformat that so it stays at the top?

Weekend ReCap

All I can say about this weekend was...damn that shit was fun..lol

What better graduation present could you ask for? Twins Cubs in Chi Town? Are you serious. We also got to pay homage to Chris Farley @ the Hunt Club (Last place he was seen alive)

Ran into a bunch of you guys and that was awesome:) It was a good weekend to be a Twins fans:)

and an even better weekend to have friends like you :)

Private Eyes

Since everybody now has a voice recorder, video and still camera in their pockets of all of the time I wonder if the current recession is cause by people getting blackmailed out of their discretionary income?

We worry constantly about the government spying on us, putting us under surveillance but we rarely think about the people next door doing the same thing and if you met my neighbors you might find the later more disturbing.