Thursday, July 20, 2006

Ode to Dairy

Dairy,
You vile bitch.
I love that you turn my ass into
A chocolate slushy machine.
My Stomach into sulfur filled bagpipes.
My throat into a reverse pipeline
For your sour chunky goodness.
Pizza, Ice cream
Liquid poop stream.
Oh, I love you
You vile bitch.

4 comments:

Rocketstar said...

"chocolate slushy machine", nice.

We are the only animals on the planet that 1. Drink milk after infancy and 2. drink the milk of an animal outside of our species.

Not very natural....

Megan said...

word up Rocket.... rice milk all the way!!!!!

Say Rah! said...

i [heart] milk. like no other. seriously, make me choose between alcohol and my milk? gimme the moo juice, hands down.

dawnmarie said...

I hate milk. gross gross gross ewewewewewewew.