Friday, April 25, 2008

Giant Bobbing Boobies and Quiet Jogging Trails

There is this woman who happens to jog along the busy through-way that I take to work every morning. You can't help to notice her for the reason that this tittle implies. Out there every morning in nice weather same time. What I notice most is the scowl that she wears on her face as she is obviously not happy about the attention she is getting.

But then why dress skimpy and jog on a busy street?

Well I had the chance to ask her.

Sitting at Tailgate last night I was trying to think where I knew the girl sitting next to me from....

Yes, they were one and the same. After talking for the good part of the night I asked her about her jogging location preference and was as a guy a little shocked at the answer because it is something that escapes my mental conditioning.

"I don't jog around the lake in the morning because it is too quiet and I have had some scary encounters with strange men slowly following me in vans and hanging out in remote places, so if I want to jog outside in the morning I do it where it is busy and everyone can see me for safety reasons."

I guess as a guy I never really think about my safety so it kind of took me back.

Here I would have thought it was for attention but she showed me an entire different view point.

Must suck to have giant bobbing boobies and not be able to use the quiet jogging trails in the morning.

15 comments:

Muffy Willowbrook said...

I'm completely in touch with that chic...

I think you're like most men tho. Commander was completely surprised when I told him about a scary encounter around the lake one morning. He's also 6'4", so fear for his life is rare.

Kyra said...

I would venture to say that most women who run on a regular basis have had at least one scary running moment. Most of us have had even more. It's a double edged sword, we can run in peace by ourselves but at risk, or be gawked at like we're fools but in safety.

Rocketstar said...

You said boobies.

Kristi said...

I've been chased by a car full of dudes, but it doesn't stop me from being where I want to be. Can't live life in fear of what might happen. My friends think I'm crazy some of the things that I do....

Foster Communications said...

I don't jog anymore. I used to wear two sports bras to avoid getting slapped in the face....

Bill From Gainesville said...

you said "Must suck to have giant bobbing boobies?" So many women actually have surgery just so they CAN HAVE Bigger Boobies so its all in the perspective what sucks is that there are sick people in the world that would do mean shit to people, especially women. Thats what sucks, Boobies dont suck Boobies are boobalicious!

SARAH said...

rocket - he also said tittle. i don't think that was an accident.

terri said...

I wouldn't know. About the giant boobies, I mean.

Kali said...

there you go ladies and gents; the reason I do not jog.

Purest Green said...

I've been harassed by groups of young men before, and it's a horrible feeling. I always feel so helpless, despite several years of martial arts training.
Also, I agree with Bill - boobies are wonderful. It's mean people who suck.

me said...

Imagine, for a moment, life as prey. Really work your mind around the fact that evolutionarily and physically, women are prey in so many ways. Now. I'm not bitching about this. In fact, knowing this allows me more power than I might have as predator, because we function in a social structure where I have a choice in what I let catch me.

JLee said...

I'm laughing at the "tittle" thing too. Freudian...or not?

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