Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Evil Fruit

Today I attempted to eat my first and last grapefruit. The result was juice all over my desk and shirt and enough citrus in my eye that I cried in the bathroom for the first 30 minutes of work. I think I will stick to the pre-squeezed version that I take on the rocks over a cold pour of gin and leave the manual eating to the birds.

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