Wiends.
Pronounced (Wends) A term used to describe freinds you have never met in real life only online. Derived from a combination of Web and Friends.
Coined: Used of the above word will hereby result in owing a royaly of 1 cent to the creator.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Radar Deflectors and Eternal Damnation
If there is one thing I can not stand it is people who place bibles in the review window of their cars. As if a cop walking up to give them a ticket will stumble upon its view and forgive them for speeding and swerving across three lanes with a baby stroller throwing off sparks as it drags on the ground attached to the hood.
People who use religion and guilt this way should be shot. They are using a shield of faith to protect their evil intentions. They have it there because they are planning on speeding. In my opinion this in the same category a priests using the church a platform and shroud to lure children into dark places.
Police who use this as a criteria for letting people go should be arrested.
People who use religion and guilt this way should be shot. They are using a shield of faith to protect their evil intentions. They have it there because they are planning on speeding. In my opinion this in the same category a priests using the church a platform and shroud to lure children into dark places.
Police who use this as a criteria for letting people go should be arrested.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Brian Secret #2584126
As creepy as this might sound I love to watch funeral processions. I love to look at the faces of the people in the cars as they go by.
What usually shocks me the most is the look of indifference on the passenger, some times the elation's on their faces as if they are in a parade that is just for them.
As if they are saying pay attention to me I am grieving.
I like try to imagine the person and what they were like and how they died by the looks on the faces of people in their procession.
It is easier then you think to deduce. Station in life can be hinted at by the types of cars. Age by the faces and numbers in the passengers. etc,.
I wonder what mine will be like?
This morbid little musing is brought to you today to remind you that you are running out of time....time to do that thing, take that trip, learn that dance...
So what are you waiting for?
What usually shocks me the most is the look of indifference on the passenger, some times the elation's on their faces as if they are in a parade that is just for them.
As if they are saying pay attention to me I am grieving.
I like try to imagine the person and what they were like and how they died by the looks on the faces of people in their procession.
It is easier then you think to deduce. Station in life can be hinted at by the types of cars. Age by the faces and numbers in the passengers. etc,.
I wonder what mine will be like?
This morbid little musing is brought to you today to remind you that you are running out of time....time to do that thing, take that trip, learn that dance...
So what are you waiting for?
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Its My God Forsaken Right?
Mr MRaz. You mean God Given Right? Right?
for·sake (fôr-sk, fr-)
tr.v. for·sook (-sk), for·sak·en (-skn), for·sak·ing, for·sakes
1. To give up (something formerly held dear); renounce: forsook liquor.
2. To leave altogether; abandon: forsook Hollywood and returned to the legitimate stage.
It is either brilliant or mindlessly worthless in a way only pop music can be...
"It's your god forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved Loved"
What does that mean and why am I still thinking about this? What is an example of a god forsaken right?
for·sake (fôr-sk, fr-)
tr.v. for·sook (-sk), for·sak·en (-skn), for·sak·ing, for·sakes
1. To give up (something formerly held dear); renounce: forsook liquor.
2. To leave altogether; abandon: forsook Hollywood and returned to the legitimate stage.
It is either brilliant or mindlessly worthless in a way only pop music can be...
"It's your god forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved Loved"
What does that mean and why am I still thinking about this? What is an example of a god forsaken right?
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
I Found It - My Bumper Sticker
I was walking home from Betsy's and crossing the Diamond Lake Bridge last night and I looked up and saw all of the construction on 35w. Towering cranes, Generators, Trucks leading in a path to my cities beautiful skyline and I realized this is my bumper sticker.
This view is the acknowledgement of thinking. The engineers, the inventors, the people of discipline and vision. The towering achievement of thought. It surrounds me. Its genius is in everything I touch and use everyday. It is beautiful and I realized a bumper sticker would only demean it.
This view is the acknowledgement of thinking. The engineers, the inventors, the people of discipline and vision. The towering achievement of thought. It surrounds me. Its genius is in everything I touch and use everyday. It is beautiful and I realized a bumper sticker would only demean it.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Weekend ReCap
Friday
Drove to Wisconsin
Saturday
Read Fair Tax, Fair Tax Book I am working becoming a fan in case you haven't guessed. Check these books out....please.
Kegger for some friends who are moving down to North Carolina
Doggers, Grimm's
Watched Transformers Damn Megan Fox is fine......
Sunday
Read Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk, anyone who knows me knows I am a huge fan but this book started slow built up to the possibilities of a good ending then just kind of fizzled out. Still it was better then most other stuff I have read lately and I devoured the 200 pages like a crack addict.
Went to a Reggae Festival in Wisconsin...Yes Reggae Festival in Wisconsin and it was a blast.
Moose Inn, Doggers
Monday
Relaxed Dug a big hole.
Drove to Wisconsin
Saturday
Read Fair Tax, Fair Tax Book I am working becoming a fan in case you haven't guessed. Check these books out....please.
Kegger for some friends who are moving down to North Carolina
Doggers, Grimm's
Watched Transformers Damn Megan Fox is fine......
Sunday
Read Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk, anyone who knows me knows I am a huge fan but this book started slow built up to the possibilities of a good ending then just kind of fizzled out. Still it was better then most other stuff I have read lately and I devoured the 200 pages like a crack addict.
Went to a Reggae Festival in Wisconsin...Yes Reggae Festival in Wisconsin and it was a blast.
Moose Inn, Doggers
Monday
Relaxed Dug a big hole.
Pretty Fly for a White Guy - Brianisms
Brianisms -
Brian - Hey you, Malibu called they want there most wanted back. (This actually almost landed me in an awesome bar fight this weekend)
Brian - I have treated toads like pricesses and princess like toads.
- F: Is that your way of saying sorry?
Brian -Actually I put you in the first catagory.
R - Doesn't he know he has hit rock bottom?
Brian - A wise bench once said everyones bottom is different.
Brian - Hey you, Malibu called they want there most wanted back. (This actually almost landed me in an awesome bar fight this weekend)
Brian - I have treated toads like pricesses and princess like toads.
- F: Is that your way of saying sorry?
Brian -Actually I put you in the first catagory.
R - Doesn't he know he has hit rock bottom?
Brian - A wise bench once said everyones bottom is different.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Solution to America's Problem
This is in regards to my Medicare Post.
Two books. Three Research Papers. Twelve websites. Six Excel and Access Models Later I think there is a winner to the solutions we are looking for in this Country.
I was shocked to learn it comes from a Republican.
I was more shocked the more I modeled what what being detailed in their book and found to be correct.
I was even more shocked when I realized I would walk across the isle and vote for a republican for the first time in my life who was willing to address this problem.
I was also shocked at how much consideration this book and approach actually takes for people at the poverty end of the spectrum.....from a republican?
I am going to back the FairTax and any candidate who is going to advocate it as a solution to our financial problems.
It is bi-partisan time. It has to be...before it is too late.
I have a copy of this book I will ship to anyone who wants one.
For more back ground on the problem that we are about to get blindsided with try picking up..Where Does the Money Go?
Send your address to my email @ brianinmpls@gmail.com.
Two books. Three Research Papers. Twelve websites. Six Excel and Access Models Later I think there is a winner to the solutions we are looking for in this Country.
I was shocked to learn it comes from a Republican.
I was more shocked the more I modeled what what being detailed in their book and found to be correct.
I was even more shocked when I realized I would walk across the isle and vote for a republican for the first time in my life who was willing to address this problem.
I was also shocked at how much consideration this book and approach actually takes for people at the poverty end of the spectrum.....from a republican?
I am going to back the FairTax and any candidate who is going to advocate it as a solution to our financial problems.
It is bi-partisan time. It has to be...before it is too late.
I have a copy of this book I will ship to anyone who wants one.
For more back ground on the problem that we are about to get blindsided with try picking up..Where Does the Money Go?
Send your address to my email @ brianinmpls@gmail.com.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
We Are All Fluffers
Most people use the term incorrectly now so let me start with a definition. A Fluffer is a paid employee on a porn set who is responsible for giving hand jobs and blow jobs to male actors to ensure that they are hard and ready to perform. They are also responsible for cleaning the actors and the sets after the act is done.
The definition as it has morphed and is used in the business world is a person who does some demoralizing act in order to set someone else up for glory.
There are some big assumptions here to using the term fluffer in a deeming way.
- Is giving blow jobs and hand jobs a deeming act?
- Is it bad to be the person behind the scenes setting up other people?
Plus I am almost positive that there are people out there who being a fluffer would be a dream job.
I am almost almost positive that every job out there requires an act of fluff where you set someone else up for a money shot even at your own expense.
The definition as it has morphed and is used in the business world is a person who does some demoralizing act in order to set someone else up for glory.
There are some big assumptions here to using the term fluffer in a deeming way.
- Is giving blow jobs and hand jobs a deeming act?
- Is it bad to be the person behind the scenes setting up other people?
Plus I am almost positive that there are people out there who being a fluffer would be a dream job.
I am almost almost positive that every job out there requires an act of fluff where you set someone else up for a money shot even at your own expense.
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