Thursday, December 08, 2005

Shake that laffy taffy?

If a woman were to shake that laffy taffy, what exactly would she be shaking? I am guessing that a stretched out piece of taffy could resemble a clitoris but I cannot be for certain? Anyone have any insight on this that they can share?

P.S Is this really what passes for a hit song? *Weeping for the youth with humps and lovely lady lumps check it out she’s got me..*

5 comments:

dawnmarie said...

"my humps" will always remind me of you, Brian.

rocketstar said...

Laffy Taffy,

I have no idea what you are talking about.

If you are referring to why women are becoming more and more just a sexual object in our culture, well, I really don't know.

Why they would want to be seen as an easy repositiory, just doesn't make sense.

Where is the fruit in that behavior?

Rocketstar

Brian in Mpls said...

I don't know if I like being associated with humps...you saw me break down over the moobs thing right?
Unless you are say I remind you of your humps and then i say right on....although i might keep that one from your signficant other...lol

Brian in Mpls said...

Rockstar here is a lyrical sampling of this chart topping hit....

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don't say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
H** can't even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno'
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

dawnmarie said...

The song, hoser, the song. Leave my humps out of this.

hee. the moobs thing was funny.