Friday, March 24, 2006

Toothless Joe

****Short Story****
Isn't it funny what we consider short in our world of ADD...lol

I watch the bat raise and then descend on my face. I feel my teeth loose in my mouth. The blood is thick. I gargle with it and then choke on it. Gasping I swallow teeth and a fair share of b negative. I feel the back of my head sunk into the asphalt. Another stoke and I hear my ribs splinter and crack like a log that had sat in the cold and suddenly found its way into a fire pit. This isn't so warm, this isn't so friendly, this isn't really how I lost my teeth...I can thank my love of Pepsi for that. Too bad Pepsi isn't as an exciting of story, maybe then more people would drink soda with a straw. This was just a story and one with a moral to boot.

9 comments:

Megsta said...

oh goodness that was creepy.... not a pleasant thing to read upon 1st waking
(layof the pepsi will ya?! hehehe)

theresa said...

I have to agree with megsta, pretty creppy for this early in the morning.

Rachel said...

Disturbing.

Brian in Mpls said...

muhhahahaahh

Rocketstar said...

I really liked that one, nice.

As any dentist will tell you, Pepsi is at the top of the pop food chain for rotting your teeth away.

Say Rah! said...

see, another reason coke is better than pepsi. LOL. just kidding.

lauren said...

Hmmm... I didn't like that one so much, Brian.

FACE said...

Loved it! I lost your teeth the same way, weird.

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