Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Nice to Meet You?

I hate saying this when I first meet someone. "It is nice to meet you." It's so presumptuous. Really I am not sure if it is "nice" to meet you or if I am "glad" to meet you. You could turn out to be a pile of shit like a thousand people I have already met...in fact chances are you will. So lets just see how this night goes and I will get back to you on that.

Chances are you are really wanting to say....

"I am annoyed to meet you and despise having to get your approval."

"I am happy to get the chance to kiss your ass for some left over scraps before I try to topple you."

"I am hesitant to meet you and have you laugh at my penis size."

"I am glad I am getting the chance to talk with you and hopefully sleep with you."

"I want to know\suck-up to you so you can maybe get me a job or do favor for me in the future."


"Its nice to meet you." also rings with ulterior motive why is it nice to meet me? What do you want? You been waiting for this for a while? What have you heard? (Sometimes I do that exact rant to people and it freaks them out and it is pretty funny..lol)

I wounder how many friends we would really have if every bodies motives were known...

It is nice to meet you? I don't think so..

6 comments:

Mags said...

Ha, ha...you have been waiting for this? What have you heard. That great...I'm on the verge of meeting a boat load of people in my new city and new job, and I would LOVE to say this.

Unfortunately, I don't think I'm going to.

EC said...

LMAO!! It is always so nice to come home and find out what you have been saying :)

And by the way - You are SO right when it comes to this - I never thought of this before!

Muffy Willowbrook said...

People's Motives? Walk around in a bar, shaking hands, kissing babes and saying "I'm trying to get laid!" I think I've actually responded to that one before. Hmmmm.

the108 said...

Classic Brian...LOL. I adore the way your mind works. You always make me think of something I haven't before. And, you make me horny.

Valley Girl said...

Kinda like when you greet people with, "How are you?" People usu. answer "good," even if they're not.

terri said...

This really has me thinking...

I usually say "good morning" to everyone I see. It's usually NOT a good morning.

Or when someone asks, "Do you mind...?" I always say no I don't. But I usually do.