Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Counter Insurgency

I have the feeling that for the sake and stability of the country it is necessary to take up arms against the spreading epidemic that is befalling our great land.

I have started a revolutionary party called the peoples opposition to the popularization of vampires.

Seriously folks this vampire movement has gone way past bed time and we are joining in unison to bring this party to an end.

You have been warned.....

You remember when everyone thought the person who dressed up like a vampire to Halloween was the lamo who lacked imagination?

The peoples revolution for the opposition of the popularization of vampires will not stop until that day is born again.


Rocketstar said...

I heard if a girl becomes a vampire while she is a virgin, she will always be a virgin as her hymen will always heal after being broken. sad fate huh?

Jenn'fer said...

I must confess that I am a reformed vampire fan:
1) I read my share of Anne Rice novels about the Vampires of the world... but her best works were about other freaks in the world
2) I have seen every Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel episode made, several times (i'm so ashamed)... but that was more about chick-power than hot vampires
3) The original Salem's Lot movie haunts me to this day. I was hoping the Rob Lowe remake recently would rectify that situation, but alas, it was not meant to be.
4) I think the idea of immortality is tragic...and everybody knows tragic = sexy.. or does it?

But this current wave of Vampy-populism is out of cotrol, and I will put down my "Mr Pointy" and pick up whatever weapon the People's Opposition calls for. Count me in.

Thomas said...

Just saw a vampire movie last night: a Swedish film called "Let the Right One In". It's better than most of the genre crap out there. Here's a review: