Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Medium Rare Snatch

It might seem completly vulguar to several of you to refer to woman on a similar basis a a steak but then you haven't been paying attention as I am completly vulgar.

Or at least creative in driving traffic with that title with minumal expense to my credibility.

Todays post is drinking on a date and doesn't relate to snatch but how well you let your brain get cooked on a date.

I tend to let mine get pretty well done.

I tend to shy away from people who are afraid to let themselves go.

But then I tend to end up in messes and impossible situations so I might not be the best expert on the subject.

How cooked do you let your brain get on the first date?

12 comments:

Spirophita said...

Ha...usually depends on the day and on the date. I tend to deal with bad situations (or bad dates) by burning my steak. And then I make bad decisions based on the fact my steak is burned, since I don't appear to be as drunk as I actually am. I'm passed out before I slur or stumble.

That said, I think the answer is somewhere between lit and sloppy, but is dependent on your date. If you get sloppy and the other person has had one glass of wine, most people come off like an alcoholic, which generally doesn't bode well for a second date. Then again, I've also gotten cronked on a first date, generally a weekend date.

Rocketstar said...

Medium rare

Coconut said...

I hate dating. i usually have a few drinks in me before they come to the door.

scargosun said...

It's been a very long time. It depends on the vibe I got from the guy how much I would drink.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

I would usually let the Loose Juice flow pretty hard. Unless they were ugly - then I'd sip on a beer.

Michelle's Spell said...

I'm guessing that a first date is one of those things were you have full license to get as drunk as possible if necessary. If you like the person, it's fun and if you don't, you can always vomit on him or her to get away. :)

Travis Erwin said...

There is a saying among my friends ... There is a fine line between a slut and asleep. Never cross that line.

Bill From Gainesville said...

That one makes you think, but in the end it does come down to the other person. My first date with my wife though she encouraged me and we drank FAR far to much... and when I say we, I mostly mean me.

SARAH said...

am i the only paranoid freak out there? i don't really want to let my guard down too much in case the guy is a killer. i need to be aware enough to get away. of course maybe this is because i troll the internet for my dates...

i don't really go beyond buzzed until the 3rd date.

Mags said...

I'm with you Sarah! There's no way I'm getting sloppy drunk until I know the guy's not a freak.

JP said...

I'm always drunk on dates... it is really sad. I've known myself to have a few cocktails before I even get to the date.

M. said...

Depends on my anxiety. Whatever it takes to blur my social retardation.