Friday, July 18, 2008

Somethings Wrong With Me - Get Out Whitey

The across the street and in back of me have recently sold and I have gotten new neighbors.

Now if you picture this I live in a quiet neighborhood on the south side of Minneapolis where the majority of people are white. As are both my new neighbors.

Circa: 2:30am I thought I stumbled on the funniest thing in the world why not spray paint "Get Out Whitey" on my new neighbors house.

I could just picture them coming out in the morning and wondering what the fuck.

I don't know why I thought this was so funny but it pissed off a large section of my guests.

*I would also like to give a shout out to Home Depot for refusing to sell me spray paint after I arrived via Taxi @ 3:30 in the morning. Good looking out.

* This part may have been embellished for dramatic effect.


Rocketstar said...

That would be hilarious, as long as a garden hose was all that would be needed to remove it, and you did it to your own house.

Anonymous said...

Always causing trouble. Of course it's embellished. Everyone knows Home Depot isn't open 24 hours!

Nice idea tho...

Brian in Mpls said...

lol Home depot is open 24 hours off of 494 and portland:)

Ribonuff said...

You seem to be one of the funniest, oddest characters, Brian - OMG, WTF, etc. etc.
I can always count on a laff or a cry from U.
I hope you are having an okay day.
Best wishes. :-)

Bill From Gainesville said...

WTF - why would anyone need to buy some stuff from home depot at 4:00 am in the morning, other then this example of getting some paint to destroy property, albeit in a very funny type of property destruction kind of way? I just find that as being mean to the people that have to work that overnight shift.

Colette, aka Lil Sis said...

I can't drink with you when I come home. LOL You'll get us both arrested. JK!!! You are too funny.