Friday, February 13, 2009

Alignment Leakage Defined

Alignment leakage occurs when you are using the rest room in a rush and the slit in your pants does not match up with the slit in you boxers.

It requires you to do something similar to the sign below with your junk to get it out there.




The problem with this is as soon as you put your junk away the 50cc's of urine that were being defied against gravity as your cock snaked left and right come pouring out in your pants.

Think of a minor kink being released in a hose.

Now there you are with damp underwear. It is uncomfortable, you feel weird, you suddenly get this irrational feeling someone might go down there....

Just wanted to share this before Valentines day so when all of you are down there expressing your love you will have something to think about.

Love,
Bizzio VonStuffensnatch

8 comments:

Kelly said...

gross...now I'm REALLY going to think about that. ::Shudder::

BTW, Kristi and I are intrigued by Nig's Bar. Is it a racist bar? Or is dude's name just Nig? Fill us in would ya?

Thomas said...

This is one of many reasons why I've never worn boxers.

Brian in Mpls said...

To be honest I am not sure it was a biker bar so the best answer I could give you was maybe...

Sundar said...

I think you might be able to solve this problem by jiggling the openings of pants and boxers together, when you first realize that there is a misalignment.

Sundar said...

I think you might be able to solve this problem by jiggling the openings of pants and boxers together, when you first realize that there is a misalignment.

Sundar said...

I think you might be able to solve this problem by jiggling the openings of pants and boxers together, when you first realize that there is a misalignment.

Rocketstar said...
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Rocketstar said...

I have a solution, seriously.

So when you are done, while holding the penis with one hand, use the other hand (while pulling the urine out of the penis with the first hand), press or pump (like you would press down [up in the instance of course] on the space right under your balls, like you would the soft hemispherical choke button on your lawn mower.

This pumping and pulling action get's rid of that stuff which I think is the urine that is trapped between your bladder and the end of the penis.

I hope that makes sense, it works.

It only requires 1-2 pumps, we don't want people calling the cops.