But its not organic...
I only do all natural.....you know..for my health
Here are a few things that also natural
Shit... runny shit... all kinds of shit...from all animals.
E-coli
Maggots
Flesh eating bacteria
Larvae...you know bug eggs..in your food
Herpes
Goutiers
Boils
Cyanide
Salmonella
Piss
Genital warts
and
Zit puss
Gives a whole different perspective to the organic movement doesn't it?
(Movement in the last sentence was supposed to be used in the sense of a bowel movement, but what ever I am going to eat a twinke)
4 comments:
It's too early for that level of grossness.
I'll add marijuana, cocoa, poppy seeds, mushrooms, peyoti (sp?), tobacco... all natural. have a good weekend hombre.
Ummm...
I think I missed the point.
Are you trashing us local/organic loving people? 'Cause I'd really be sad if you were.
so true. so true.
next time i'm at the organic heath store i am full on asking for some herpes and possibly a small jar of zit puss.
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