Friday, February 06, 2009

Organic Matters

But its not organic...

I only do all natural.....you know..for my health

Here are a few things that also natural

Shit... runny shit... all kinds of shit...from all animals.
E-coli
Maggots
Flesh eating bacteria
Larvae...you know bug eggs..in your food
Herpes
Goutiers
Boils
Cyanide
Salmonella
Piss
Genital warts

and

Zit puss

Gives a whole different perspective to the organic movement doesn't it?

(Movement in the last sentence was supposed to be used in the sense of a bowel movement, but what ever I am going to eat a twinke)

4 comments:

Coconut said...

It's too early for that level of grossness.

Rocketstar said...

I'll add marijuana, cocoa, poppy seeds, mushrooms, peyoti (sp?), tobacco... all natural. have a good weekend hombre.

scargosun said...

Ummm...

I think I missed the point.

Are you trashing us local/organic loving people? 'Cause I'd really be sad if you were.

cher said...

so true. so true.
next time i'm at the organic heath store i am full on asking for some herpes and possibly a small jar of zit puss.