Saturday, February 28, 2009

New IPHONE App and an Apology

First the apology. To everyone in my phone whose name happens to begin with the letter A-L I realize you get the bulk of my drunk dials and I am sorry for that I rarely make it out of the L's so people in the later half of the alphabet thank your lucky stars you are far enough down my contact list to survive the hours of 12-4AM un molested by Bizzio von Bittensnatch.

To solve this I would like to have someone develop me an app for my phone. If you sell it cut me in on it for 5%...

It is called Random Drunk Dial I shake my phone and it gives me a number to drunk dial or drunk text at random.

One safety features I would request... There must be a way to exclude bosses or anyone else who can get you fired from the random shake.

As a bonus I would like to offer an upgraded package for an additional 99 cents that will let me drunk dial people not in my contact list but who have also signed up for the application when they are logged into it....you know kind of a way to meet other people who have DDS or Drunk Dialing Syndrome.

Let me know if any of you phone application developers are in....

5 comments:

Me in Memphis said...

I think this is honestly a funny yet good idea :)

Rocketstar said...

I can honestly see someone developing this. I amsure there is a Iphone developers forum out there, seriously, post this and it will come. It appears to be an easy app.

~Sheila~ said...

I would be in on the app. I have a G1. Unfortunately, I don't really drink to the point of drunk dialing but I want to be a recipient of a drunk dialed call just so I can mess with all of you who do.

Count me in!!

a girl said...

Most days I read your blog and smirk or giggle a bit, but today was a belly laugh.

You rock Brian!

Muffy Willowbrook said...

I love it! You've got a great idea here, Brian.

Run with it!