Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Roll Out!

With the expanding waist lines of most Americans I think there will be a time in the near future when products or services that use the term that is is increasing being associated with the fat deposits on the human body will look to drop the roll from their titles.

Some areas that will be effected

Dinner Rolls
Sushi Rolls
Roll a joint
Roll a drunk

In anticipation for this day I would like to see if anyone has any suggestions for renaming these products and services. I have always been a fan of twisting a joint and drunk tipping but for some reason I get suck on what a dinner roll should be renamed.

Its not a muffin. Dinner ball has to low tech and perverted connation......what to do with dinner roll?

Or sushi?....Does it need the roll?

Any ideas for Sushi or Dinner Rolls?


Sornie said...

Dinner roll shall be rechristened as Bread Ball.

Rocketstar said...

sushi wrap or is there already a sushi wrap?

Ma said...

ow about bun and sushi cylinder hehehe

Ma said...

ps maki-zushi is the "real" name for sushi rolls

cher said...

dinner roll-empty caloric bloater