Saturday, December 12, 2009

Deadly Combination

Under no circumstances should you ever consume the following combination

1 - Jar of Pickles
1 - Activa Yogurt
1 - Crown of Broccoli with Ranch Dressing
7 - Triscuts

The end result was a series of farts that actually smelled so bad I became light headed and dizzy. When it is -20 outside and you can not open the window the results may become fatal.

5 comments:

Sundar said...

For a fart to smell bad to the person who let it out, they have to be really bad!! Did your house pet make his displeasure known?

PurestGreen said...

What on earth posessed you to eat that repulsive combination? Oh dear. Sometimes it's worth wearing the winter clothes indoors and opening the window.

Narkissos said...

ok! thanx for the heads up.......lmao

Jenn'fer said...

A Jar of pickles?

Born with a big mouth! said...

I-----can't----believe---you--posted----this!!!

ha too funny!