Friday, June 22, 2007

No Butts About It

"Hot Carl" - Taking a crap on someones face. People will argue that a hot Carl involves using saran wrap on the face to prevent mess that will have to be cleaned off. This is crap any purist will tell you that is a wussed down version..one step away from a "cold Carl" which is having some one lay under a glass table while you poop on the table above their face. The tube sock version is also false....

If you take a dump on their chest this is called a "Cleveland Steamer"

Ass to mouth is called a "Rusty Trombone"

Ass to tits is called a "Chili Dog"

A "Greasy Pablo" is wiping your unwiped butt on a door handle that someone has to use.

Rocket I know I am missing some other ones....what do you got?

This has been a public service broadcast.....

3 comments:

Rocketstar said...

Nice, vey nice. Humans are strange animals.

Felching: Consuming anothers seamen via thier anus with a straw.

terri said...

I'm sure this information will come in handy at some point. Regardless, it's the kind of thing that will stick in my brain, as opposed to the kind of things that should stick there but always seem to slip away... like appointments, when the bills are due, what time and where the kid's game is...

the108 said...

Hmmm.... I've never done the tits one.