Wednesday, June 06, 2007
The Ultimate Luxury
What is the one thing that will get you out of bed regardless of how cold it is in your room and how tired you are?
That's right that pesky urge to pee. I have solved this problem with the purchase of an antique chamber pot. I no longer have to leave the comfort and warmth of my bed to carry out my business...nor do I have to struggle with that uncomfortable catheter. Simple roll to the side of the bed and make it happen.
I am currently working on fabricating a blanket with a special opening to make this process even easier.
There is also a special trick I learned to deal with the smell too. Try placing lavender and cloves in the pot first it actually gives off a very pleasing scent.
This also works not just for mornings but for those great bouts of depression where you just want to sit and bed and die....now you can....without soiling yourself!!
I highly recommend getting your own chamber pot.