Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Hatered Day

I have decided we need a holiday that is the exact opposite of Valentines day. It is going to temporarily be called Hatered Day but I am open to something a little more catchy. Instead of telling people how much you love them you will send them cards letting them know what you really think. I have selected July 27th for this holiday because it is excellent weather for TP'ing someones house or leaving those precious little bags of burning turds on the door steps of those you hate.

Think of how much repressed rage this would deflate from our uptight society. It might even counter intuitively be the path to world peace.

So mark your calendars and let me be the first to wish all of you douche bags m!@#% F@#$& a safe trip back to planet a!@#$le

See I feel better already..

Anyone know someone at Hallmark? They are def. going to want to get in on this.


Mags said...

This is a good day, however I think that it can't be a national holiday. Too much chaos would ensue. Really. People are crazy.

And also, it's too close to my birthday. Which is July 28th.

~paige~ said...

love it...we could even push it out there and get a special ecard section for this day

Thomas said...

Can't help you on this one, Bri (I try not to harbor negative feelings for anybody. Your venom, however, should be potent enough to make up for my lack of same).

theresa said...

Do you need my address? ;)

the108 said...

So, how's my shrine coming?

EC said...

I'm so with you on this one!!

terri said...

I've got my list started already. I'm ordering photo cards for everyone... just imagine the possibilities!