What if the myth that you can ward off a vampire by wearing garlic cloves was actually started by a vampire who used your own fear to help him season his next meal?
Garlic flavored blood might be a delicacy? Clever little guys aren't they.
I bet if vampires were real the population would be getting uglier.
Logic:
One:It takes a while a drain a body of blood.
Two: vampires have increased sense of smell.
Chances are the would not be targeting people with bad BO or lots of body hair.
I mean who would want to sit and suck on a hairy, fat person who smelled like crap?
1 comment:
oooo good point.
go to walmart on a saturday... your theory may in fact be true.
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