Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Take One

Here is a skit I would like to do for a TV segment:

Show up at the local dive bar dressed in a tux with a microphone and camera and a little patch of red carpet. Then ask the patrons as they entered who they are wearing...

Then I would like to have a star in a cage wearing an expensive gown and watch the crowd tear it to pieces and then tear her to pieces. However I think I might have a hard time getting a permit for that.

8 comments:

Mags said...

Yeah...renting a cage can be quite expensive and the insurance on it would be astronomical I am sure...the star, however...I'd be willing to be that if you chose the right one, you could find someone who would let you tear them apart!!!

Rocketstar said...

I love the red carpet idea, hilarious.

the108 said...

This reminds me of my desire to go to the gym in a bathing suit and heels to runway walk on the treadmills.

If you do this, can I stand nearby and insult people's fashion choices a la Joan Rivers?

lauren said...

You should also ask them in which category they are nominated.

EC said...

Make sure you put it on Youtube :)

Valley Girl said...

lol Too funny!!! You totally have to do it!

the108 said...

You know, Brian... this is just the sort of thing I think you and I would actually do if we were ever around each other. I see you in a tux and me in a ballgown doing a running comentary betwen interviews. Someday, we have GOT to get together and do some of this shit before we explode.

Dem Soldier said...

Lol, "who U wearing" still makes me smile.