Monday, October 01, 2007

I Want to See You With My Own Eyes

Question of the day:

Yesterday an amazing event occurred in human history two massive solar objects were sent hurtling towards earth and simultaneously exploded over the northern and southern hemispheres. The flash of light was so bright that it burned the cornea's of every person on the planet causing permanent blindness. A secondary explosion released a burst of frequency radiation that targeted every zygote on the planet destroying the gene for vision. No man alive would every be able to produce a child with sight. By a random coincidence you were in a lead surrounded room and neither of these events effected you...you are the only person left on the planet with sight and the only man alive who can produce children with vision.

What would this sudden blindness due to civilization?

What would you do with your now super power vision of sight?

6 comments:

Tom said...

I would masturbate until I was blind like everyone else.

Brian in Mpls said...

I bet it would turn into a huge deadly game of marko polo as they tried to hunt you down and kill you

Tom said...

Damn, you're probably right. Lord knows what they did to Christ...if you believe that kinda stuff, that is.

EC said...

I would find the hottest man I could and make off like I was beautiful :) Then I would sneak into Walmart and "buy" a 50 inch LCD HDTV that I could never afford. Yeah, I'm bad like that!

Rocketstar said...

I would pretend I was blind as well.

Dem Soldier said...

Need my own army to protect me, so first will move to underground and create my own army of kids with few selected wives...