Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Mud Butt - Explained

Mud butt is a pooping phenomenon that is often brought on by several days of heavy drinking. It is different then diarrhea in the sense that there may be blood in the stool or your poop may be extremely dark. It is usually thicker then diarrhea but in no sense is it firm. You will go through no less then 40 minutes and a roll of toilet paper when combating mud butt and still require a shower afterwards.

Several things that can magnify the effect of mud butt are..

1.) Using excessive cola or red bull as mixers. (Try water with some lemons or limes as a mixer)

2.) Having nothing but greasy bar food in your stomach. (Get some good stuff in there like a nice salad, veggies and fruit)

3.) Forgetting that water is a drunks second best friend. ( Drink a few glasses throughout the night)

Mutt butt is an unpleasant experience and should be avoided at all costs.

If you are unable to avoid it look for extra thick or triple ply toilet paper and keep a few disposable luffas on hand.

13 comments:

Fig said...

Get a baby wipe warmer, keep it stocked and next to the toilet for emergency blow outs.

And don't eat egg salad sandwiches before you go drinking... that's a big no no.

JP said...

Really Really? did I just read a post about this? WOW..

Kyra Sutra said...

Yeah, but salad makes me poop, too.

Rocketstar said...

baby wipes my friend. I love having potty training kids around so I can use baby wipes sometimes.

Mr. Fabulous said...

This is valuable information. Thank you, my friend. You are a giver.

Kristi said...

That was pretty disgusting. Thanks for the much needed giggle.

Max Morland said...

2 words - Charmin Ultra

This stuff is amazing

Muffy Willowbrook said...

tRY BEING IN MEXICO WITH MUD BUTT...

it's not pretty.

PS: ew.

terri said...

I can always count on you to educate about the things others are too gutless to talk about!

Dem Soldier said...

Lol, brian sometimes U make my day...

oestrebunny said...

How delightful....

Mrs. Chez said...

I came back to this just to show my hubby. Hilarious! Yet so true.

cher said...

disposable luffas LMAO...

i love how stewie griffin says "stooool"

mudbutt. man i love saying that. thank you Dave Chapelle.