Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Chicken Updated

Instead of two cars barreling down the road towards a head on collision daring each other to turn first I say we update the game of playing chicken to the modern era.

This game begins with two people sitting across a table from each other then taking a diet pill that will cause anal leakage if the amount of fat consumed becomes in excess of that which can be absorbed into the body. In the middle of the table are several large pizzas which must be eaten piece for piece by the players.

The first one to get up from the table is chicken.

6 comments:

Rocketstar said...

It would be fun to watch but count me out as a participant.

Anonymous said...

I'm in. Memorial Day weekend!

Brian in Mpls said...

You know being lactose intolerant I have a lot of experience in this game..lol

~Sheila~ said...

Anal Leakage...ewww.

I'm lactose intolerant too. It sucks but I still gotta have my ice cream and my cheese (not so much on the milk unless it's lactose free) but I will suffer...and make everyone else suffer too!!!

I'll play ya in this chicken!

Kristi said...

Ewwww, grody.

Bill From Gainesville said...

This is one game where it would be a disadvantage to be competitive