Making a List

I wonder if Santa would go to jail these days for his naughty list? Maybe someone would turn him in for his "hit" list?

Expelled from the North Pole as bb guns meant for the nice kids were shown on the evening news being carried out by the police.

Santa in cuffs.

The scrolling news tag line on the bottom of MSNBC "Tragedy averted just in time for Christmas" "Tipster lead police to hit list with worldwide consequences"