Thursday, December 27, 2007

Shes a Material Girl

You are a great person and have been a great friend BUT....

There is a correlation that is generally lost on you when looking for a mate.

If you look for a sugar daddy who is rich and cares about material things as his hallmark for success you will be let down and please do not cry to me anymore.

You are attracted to him because he is a collector of things

You are one of those things...

When you are interested in collecting things, you always want more, better, newer...

As follows he will leave you for more, better, newer..

So you have been aptly warned...

Please direct your future bitching, crying and self pity elsewhere.

And granted every kind of guy can let you down but your choices equate to a higher then average chance that you will be miserable and heartbroken again next month.

Brian Out

8 comments:

Mags said...

You hit it. The nail...right on it's head.

Poor thing.

EC said...

Isn't that the truth!!!! Hope she finds someone better ;)

SARAH said...

true story, dude!

Rocketstar said...

enough said.

the108 said...

This is why I married a hippie.

Lucidiocy said...

But he isn't rich at all...

waaaaaa!!!


heh.

*Ren* said...

Dammmmmmmmn I'm so glad I haven't talked to you in a while, ahah!

Dem Soldier said...

Lol, holly f*ck...