Thursday, December 20, 2007

Sleep Buffer

Anyone who knows me knows I am a huge fan of sleep and naps.
I hold the world record for being able to fall asleep in .00026 seconds after my head hits the pillow on a consistent basis.

This brings me to my Achilles heal, the ten minute buffer before I go to sleep and the ten minute window upon waking up. For the sake of getting to my goal of REM I will pretty much agree to anything asked or told to me during this time. I think this is actually how I ended up married the first time. I am on auto-pilot. I really have no comprehension of what is being said or asked of me during this time.

So New Rule: Any contract entered into by me within these sleep buffer zones is catogorically Null and void.

5 comments:

Rocketstar said...

So we now know your cryptonite

the108 said...

I shall remember this when there is something I want from you :-)

Mags said...

Nice! I can use this to my advantage...

;)

SARAH said...

hahha, that's awesome!

and i am insanely jealous of your ability to fall asleep so quickly. mine is more like 26.0000 minutes. annoying.

Jenny Silva said...

HA! Must be a Capricorn trait. I too can sleep in a speeding race car without a muffler...even after 10 hours of sleep. Ambien? Hell no! Bring on the effedrin baby!