Monday, February 11, 2008

Cups Explained

Question From Saturdays Post

This may revolt a large portion of the population for that I do not apologize. Since I have quit smoking I have become fascinated with my new found sense of smell. I have placed the cups in my bathroom to pee in and to be able to smell my urine. I have been doing systematic experiments on various foods and folk lore to determine for myself what it smells like. So far I have tested Coffee, Wine, Pineapple Juice, Kool-Aid, Multi Vitamins, Asparagus, LeAnn Chins, and Red Bull. I have noticed a difference in smell in over half the test population. I will be compiling the full results shortly.

Don't worry the cups are not used they are promptly tossed into a hazardous waste receptacle I stole from the gas station.

9 comments:

the108 said...

You know, your sense of taste also amplifies when you quit smoking :-)

Boriquaz said...

I think I threw up a little in my mouth at the thought of your continuously smelling your pee.

Kristi said...

You are some kind of freak.

90hazelnut said...

Urine is not a hazmat; it is virtually sterile.
I would drink it if marooned at sea.
I definitely smell coffee in the urine in the mornings.
Beer, of course, brings about beer poops.

JP said...

GOOD GOD...

Brutus said...

How about tomatoes or tomato based sauces? Please report back on that.

Mags said...

OH thank GOD.

I thought you were going to tell me that you drink it.

It's still weird, but better.

Ma said...

good lawdy - asparagus piss is the WORST!!!! have fun you weirdo!!!!

SARAH said...

so, how long exactly did it take for your sense of smell to return? i totally would have assumed that smoking-induced damage is permanent.