Friday, February 22, 2008

Back Up Plan - Prison Tattoo Artist

Just in case my life doesn't work out the way I planned I have been working on a plan b.

Step one learn how to assemble a tattoo gun with items that can be smuggled into prison in my rectum....check.

10 comments:

Fig said...

You're also going to need a bucket of astroglide to get all that shit up there.

oestrebunny said...

...and maybe an obliging 'friend'.

Brian in Mpls said...

Maybe you guys want to be my "friends"?

Kyra Sutra said...

I'll always be you "friend".

Muffy Willowbrook said...

Maybe you should also learn how to give blow jobs.

Fig said...

::snaps rubber gloves::

c'mere.

Mags said...

If you go to prison I can officially call you my bitch. :)

Rocketstar said...

You have to keep your options open.....

See you in april hombre
!

Reggie said...

You don't need a tattoo gun in prison. Just a needle, thread, plastic chess pieces, some matches and water.

Um...maybe I've said too much.

I used to know someone who knew someone...or something.

Good back up plan though.

Boriquaz said...

remind me not to let you tattoo me