Thursday, February 21, 2008

Guest Services for Your Next Party (Part 3 of 3)

Why I Don't Get Invited to Parties Reason #254125

Find some good fetish pictures on the internet. Like someone eating poop or something. Print them out and take a Polaroid picture of the poop eating or whatever you can find. Get a about 10 or 15 of them. Then print a personal message to the host on the bottom. Be sure to include something like Thanks (Insert Hosts Name Here) for the good time last Friday I hope we can do this again. Love, Dom or Sub depending on your point of view. (With 5 minutes in Photoshop you can make it look like this was done in the hosts house for an added touch of realism) Place the personalized Polaroid pictures inside of some of the books on the hosts coffee table. When the room is full suggest that that book be picked up and looked at....the pictures fall every where, and the look of horror on the hosts face is priceless..lol

I am an evil fuck

You can also place these pic the medicine cabinet while you are checking for what pills you can steal from them. This is almost better since lots of nosey people look in the medicine cabinet, just the kind of nosey people who will spread gossip behind the host back. Take the picture back at the end of the night and your hosts won't even know the perversion everyone is talking about behind their backs.

10 comments:

the108 said...

I'm the dom, myself.

Kristi said...

I think I'd totally laugh if I found polaroids like that at my house and proclaim, "damnit *insert name here*, you weren't supposed to tell!"

oestrebunny said...

You actually are evil :)

Fig said...

You have to come with me over to my "MIL's" house... seriously. I'll get her to invite us to her next Red Hat party.

Ma said...

ok why didn't you do any of this crap @ the surprise party I had for Eddie - or in his garage last summer? I think you're all talk no walk.... hehehe

Brian in Mpls said...

We all know that we didn;t need any additional hanky panky at Ed's...lol

Michelle's Spell said...

Isn't looking in the medicine cabinet for stealing pills? I never thought about taking pictures . . . truly evil, Brian!

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