Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Guest Services for Your Next Party (Part 1 of 3)

Alternative Title - Why I Don't Get Invited to Parties Reason #254123

Here is a little something you can do the next time you are invited to a party to liven things up. (This works really well if the host lives in a condo where the bathroom is in close proximity to where the party is taking place.) Go into the hosts bathroom and take a really long shower, use their hair dryer, shout for them to get you a towel, and ask where they keep their shaving gel. This gets funnier and funnier the more formal the party and stuffy the guests...lol. The best is when you are on a second date and you don't know the hosts of where your date has brought you and you decide you must have been really drunk on your first date to agree to a second one.

13 comments:

Rocketstar said...

I could never do it, I don't like attention enough but I woudl LOVE to see it done. It would be hilarious.

Brian in Mpls said...

It is great:) For some reason people will not stop you they just don't want to be rude. I had this lady bring me drinks in the bathroom and everything...lol It was a riot. my next goal is to take a bath at a party. With tons of bubbles and candles..leaving the door open to talk to anyone who has to come in to pee..lol

the108 said...

Brian.... I love you. Can I take a shower wih you?

Boriquaz said...

dtm = dead to me coined by kelly stolen by me

Fig said...

I am SO inviting you to my next party! What kind of bubble bath do you like?

Brian in Mpls said...

Vanilla Bean Noel Bubble Bath...I am in :)

PS 108 You can shower with me anytime

Mags said...

Awesome.

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