Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Closer Look @ The Creature From the Black Lagoon

One, stay the fuck out of a black lagoon at night. Even if there is no Creature there are these things called alligators and snakes that happen to be active at night waiting for an idiot like you to come wandering down to the water unarmed with your thumb up your ass in a boat that will capsize on a slight breeze. If you find yourself in the swamp in this situation I figure this is Darwinism at it finest and we are all better off without you.

Two, if there was a creature there would be lots of creatures since it would have to have someone to mate with. So technically it should be Creature(s) from the Black Lagoon.

3 comments:

Thomas said...

Very nice. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on the Blue Lagoon.

Far said...

LOL .... no other words just lol...

Coconut said...

I didn't know Minnesota had black lagoons...with creatures in them.