Thursday, October 23, 2008

Closer Look @ Mummy's

With the exception of the trilogy with Brendon Frasier the mummy has classically been nothing more then a zombie wrapped in cloth. I mean a mummy by definition is the walking undead. However I find a mummy a lot less scary then a zombie probably because zombies travel in packs and eat brains. Maybe it is the wrapping in TP that makes it lose its appeal. I mean it is right there draped in flammable material just begging for a match or a number 2 after a hard night of drinking.

Frankly I am much more scared of the living. Especially republicans and short people with big hands.

7 comments:

SS+1 said...

I think you've found your Halloween costume. A republican with HUGE hands :)

Rocketstar said...

Or how about a Republican with a heart? you could put the heart on your suit.

Far said...

i agree zombies are way scarier then mummys... What about clowns or the bearded lady though??

Mags said...

What about short people with big hand who ARE republicans. *shudder*

Robin said...

I like mummys better because I'm always running out of toilet paper. If I had my own personal mummy, I'd totally be set.

~Sheila~ said...

I used to be afraid of the movie "The Blob" when I was younger. Something about a giant mass growing larger as it engulfed it's victims was pretty gruesome to me. Also the fact that it could get through any crack or crevice to get to you.

I'm with you on the mummy, though. Just unwrap and voila!

JLee said...

I think zombies are the scariest ever. They will eat you!!