Thursday, July 30, 2009

Solicitation

No I do not want to buy Act Popcorn, Magazines Subscriptions, Candy bars, Girl Scout Cookies, Wrapping Paper, Donations to Save the Wales or Contribute to your political cause when I am at home. I get enough of this shit at work, I don't need you interrupting my dinner at home too. I have this magical thing in my house called the internet that lets me do all of these things without getting off the couch to open the door for you and lie right to your face when I really want to tell you to just fuckoff.

I tried posting the following sign on my door but then realized I might have gone a little too far

"By knocking on this door you are consenting to being held against your will for in indeterminable time frame in my basement while your systematically beaten and tortured"

So instead I opted for Office Max Version that just says "No Soliciting"

5 comments:

Jenn'fer said...

Good choice on the signs....I wouldn't want to see you thwon in jail! I use an alternative method... don't answer the door unless you are expecting someone. In fact, I'm not even sure our doorbell works! Since I don't enter Publisher's Clearing house, I don't have to worry about missing that door knock....

Boriquaz said...

i wnat girl scout cookies

Rocketstar said...

I just try to never answer my front door. I spy who is there first then decide whether to open it.

Ma said...

rocket - you always steal my ideas, hahaha
maybe if I wasn't so behind on the time zone deal I'd post before you for a change!

Kristi said...

Lemon girl scout cookies are the best, they can knock on my door anytime. Mmmmm, cookies....lol.