Thursday, November 03, 2011

Shape of Thing to Cum

I always get a kick out of people who see Jesus or Mary’s face in a say a piece of toast or a rust stain. I wonder why you never see expelled spunk on eBay in the shape of the Virgin Mary. Some paper towel with a protein outline of the king of kings. I mean when you think about how many times every day these packets are shot about in the world, statistically speaking, of these white Rorschach tests has to have been in some arbitrary religious shape. You couple that the number of times this act is now filmed in high def and someone has to have seen something.

Yet there are no such articles available on eBay.

This must be some conspiracy.

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